Sunday, 24 May 2015

Hello Online Analyst,

I have read your analyses of Ifeanyi Uba's plan to mutiny the oil marketers' strike. Mr. Uba, Chairman of Capital Oil and Gas, says his company has 13 million litres of petrol, which he intends to release into the market soonest.
You say Mr. Uba's move is a "political PR stunt" - that he does not have the product; that he deals mostly in kerosene, not petrol; that he does not have some 2,000 trucks to lift the product - even if he had it; that he's looking for a 'soft-landing' from an EFCC case; that he's part of the problem...
Perhaps you are right - Mr. Uba has had some accusations of shadiness but, can you please be part of the solution, or help us apply little SuperGlue between your lips? Do you have any ideas on how we can get out of this mess beyond critical farts on the social media?
The billionaire businessman does not speak, or write, fluent English like you. He's not a graduate, but he's the MD of Capital Oil and Gas, and sits on the board of eight other successful companies. I know you can hold your own too - you wield a very fine degree, earn N150,000 a month, own a cute smartphone, and can Tweet funny memes and witty critiques but, could you please be more useful to society? You can't even run a startup, but you can talk down on people who have distinguished themselves in life, people you cannot man up to in real life, because you have a space on the social media.
Can you please be patient for Mr. Uba to fail on his plan before you nail him? Stop the ethnic fight on Twitter please. Drink some water and go to the toilet too, so you can calm down. And while you're at those, don't leave your Android data running, else you won't be able to soon tweet that the fuel Mr. Uba released is adulterated with kerosene - so you can cheer that you said it!
Thank you.
Regards,
Immanuel James
Immanuel!

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